Sabotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage

“Thats whada I’m a tellin’ youuuu!! I’m a hipster, ca-peesh”

Wow.

Coke and a cigarette. Must be a Mormon on a mission.

Does Coca-cola endorse porn now? Where have I been…?

Hmmmmm…let’s see…a coke, a cigarette…Hey! Where’s my fat sandwich?

And to think that all you people were up in arms when Mr. Burns threatened to block out the sun.

This guy should not exist. He’s incomprehensible.

“Come on! Show me how to get the coke into snorting lines!”

I don’t know who this is but I hate moustaches, hipsters, and smoking, yet find him attractive for some reason. What’s happening to me??

“When I asked for a straw I wanted one long enough that I could use it to actually drink the Coke, NOT snort it!”

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS. IT’S PROVOCATIVE.

What is that Coke can doing floating in front of that pink and blue background.