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Yes, ma’am, the Australians are quite dreadful aren’t they?
Thumbs up cos yes we are.
The Duchess of Cornwall would like you to be part of our threesome tonight.
Mirror.
That hat is a great way to alert people to the fact that you’re an asshole without you saying a word.
“I set the Sybian to high, my dear”
“Is it… did it land on my head? OMG I’m terrified of birds. Kill it, kill it!!”
They call it the shocker. Harry says American girls love it.
“and then…hahaha, and then, all the small ones gathered around with their dirty soccer balls and aske me to sign them. It was dusk, and all I could see were smiling teeth. Quite frightening, quite frightening indeed.
“Um, no. That actually isn’t my favourite horse you see me with all the time. That’s my lady; Camilla Parker Toilet Bowles. And yes, she’s the one I cheated on Princess Di, with.”
Betcha she never asks to see the Crown Jewels again.
My wife is in the race. Look in the 3rd stall from the end.
“Wrong hole! WRONG HOLE!!!
“Did you go to the same finishing school as Camilla?”
“We’ll be eating the winner for dinner. Care to join us?”
She wouldn’t have asked to kiss the ring if she knew where he wears it.
Good for you, Joanne. The Prince might not have much in the way of looks but royalty is a step up from Roger Perry.
…and THAT my dear, is what the Americans call a ‘Rusty Trombone’!”
Dear, you’ll never know when you sit down whether or not there’s a royal shoe pointed straight up in the air.
Yet another Jon Hamm penis sighting.
Spider neck. Spider neck. Does what ever a Spider neck does. Look out! Here comes the spider neck!
Royal fingers are long fingers.
Sorry luv, Harry told me it was 1 in the pink and 2 in the stink.
He laughs because he refuses to cry…
“This is an outraaage!”
“Your Royal Highness, I’m so sorry but I seem to have forgotten the tissues…”
The royal whoopee cushion never fails to entertain.
“Oh dear Lord, the black man won again?!”
“Calm down, dearie. The Prime Minister will deal with him most of the time”
Labia minora goose!
And that’s what the bloody yanks call, “the shocker”