1. cc

    Yes, ma’am, the Australians are quite dreadful aren’t they?

  2. George P Burdell

    The Duchess of Cornwall would like you to be part of our threesome tonight.

  3. That hat is a great way to alert people to the fact that you’re an asshole without you saying a word.

  4. SETI

    “I set the Sybian to high, my dear”

  5. Just A Random

    “Is it… did it land on my head? OMG I’m terrified of birds. Kill it, kill it!!”

  6. Someone Else

    They call it the shocker. Harry says American girls love it.

  7. Deacon Jones

    “and then…hahaha, and then, all the small ones gathered around with their dirty soccer balls and aske me to sign them. It was dusk, and all I could see were smiling teeth. Quite frightening, quite frightening indeed.

  8. “Um, no. That actually isn’t my favourite horse you see me with all the time. That’s my lady; Camilla Parker Toilet Bowles. And yes, she’s the one I cheated on Princess Di, with.”

  9. Betcha she never asks to see the Crown Jewels again.

  10. EricLr

    My wife is in the race. Look in the 3rd stall from the end.

  11. “Wrong hole! WRONG HOLE!!!

  12. “Did you go to the same finishing school as Camilla?”

  13. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    “We’ll be eating the winner for dinner. Care to join us?”

  14. Mike701

    She wouldn’t have asked to kiss the ring if she knew where he wears it.

  15. Phoenix

    Good for you, Joanne. The Prince might not have much in the way of looks but royalty is a step up from Roger Perry.

  16. Bionic_Crouton

    …and THAT my dear, is what the Americans call a ‘Rusty Trombone’!”

  17. Mumra

    Dear, you’ll never know when you sit down whether or not there’s a royal shoe pointed straight up in the air.

  18. Yet another Jon Hamm penis sighting.

  19. Spider neck. Spider neck. Does what ever a Spider neck does. Look out! Here comes the spider neck!

  20. Royal fingers are long fingers.

  21. CrackerLeroy

    Sorry luv, Harry told me it was 1 in the pink and 2 in the stink.

  22. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    He laughs because he refuses to cry…

  23. Jackie

    “This is an outraaage!”

  24. “Your Royal Highness, I’m so sorry but I seem to have forgotten the tissues…”

  25. mbcl

    The royal whoopee cushion never fails to entertain.

  26. Swearin

    “Oh dear Lord, the black man won again?!”
    “Calm down, dearie. The Prime Minister will deal with him most of the time”

  27. Labia minora goose!

  28. stucco

    And that’s what the bloody yanks call, “the shocker”

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