Simon Cowell at The X Factor season finale after party in Los Angeles. (December 20, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
That’s the same look both his face and his nipple give to Ryan Seacrest…
Three women, eight tits.
So who has bigger implants? Simon or Carmen?
It’s a “BRO!”
IT’S A “MANSSIERE!”
Pictured: All six prostitutes Simon hired that evening.
Does this count as a “see-through?”
He really needs to invest in a decent bra. If he keeps letting them hang like that, he’s going to end up with some wicked back problems.
I sense that he actually wants us all to see those moobs, and that’s just another reason to hate his guts.
Why is Kate Middleton in the audience?
Thin wool shirt + some well-timed camera flashes + the right angle = too much sexy
Yeah, I’ve got man boobs, and I’m fucking Carmen Electra. Jealous?”
“Okay… one… two… say cheese!
Thanks, kids! Thanks, Bitchtits!”
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