That’s the same look both his face and his nipple give to Ryan Seacrest…
Three women, eight tits.
So who has bigger implants? Simon or Carmen?
It’s a “BRO!”
IT’S A “MANSSIERE!”
Pictured: All six prostitutes Simon hired that evening.
Does this count as a “see-through?”
He really needs to invest in a decent bra. If he keeps letting them hang like that, he’s going to end up with some wicked back problems.
I sense that he actually wants us all to see those moobs, and that’s just another reason to hate his guts.
Why is Kate Middleton in the audience?
Thin wool shirt + some well-timed camera flashes + the right angle = too much sexy
Yeah, I’ve got man boobs, and I’m fucking Carmen Electra. Jealous?”
“Okay… one… two… say cheese!
Thanks, kids! Thanks, Bitchtits!”
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Simon Cowell at The X Factor season finale after party in Los Angeles. (December 20, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN