The Crap We Missed - Armageddon Edition
Katie Holmes at The Late Show with David Letterman in New York City. (December 20, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Armageddon Edition
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Grandma?
Those tits are sagging entirely too much for such a young woman. I blame Scientology and a lack of sex for the last 7+ years.
The dress is pulling them down. She’s too flat-chested for sagging tits.
She’s so zoinked out she doesn’t notice the FREAKING SKELETON HAND ON HER HIP?
Tom Cruise ruined a perfectly hot young woman. Totally still would, though.
Sadly, no one told her that the show was actually inside the building.
She looks dynamite. Tits sagging a bit? Hell, she’s 34 years old, and that happens to natural breasts!
What’s Thetan for, “Did you just get banged in that dress?”
She’s so good looking … why did she trade down and marry Tom?
I think I’m still hot, but I’m not sure… married to a suspect man, for too many years, had baby, not sure about fashion sense, ‘hey guys…any takers?, I’ve got money!”