Reese Witherspoon in Los Angeles. (December 20, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
And the chin was angry that day my friends…
Clerk: “Granny panties are two aisles over, Ms. Witherspoon.”
Photogs have no shame man, LMFAO
Shopping for chin straps.
Reese Witherspoon’s kinky “Jim Toth as Naked Santa” fantasies have been uncovered.
“Will these red panties make my chin look smaller?”
No, but they could serve as a very useful distraction from it.
I hope she doesn’t buy those undies. They look chin-tzy.
Zoolander has Blue Steel, Reece has bitch face.
I haven’t seen that look on her face since “Freeway” and things did not end well for the person on the receiving end of that look.
“These aren’t chin warmers?”
This is why I couldn’t be famous, not because I’m ugly and have no talent; which is true, but because if the paparazzi followed me around like this I would be matching Lindsay Lohan for court appearances.
“Excuse me, Ms. Witherspoon, I didn’t mean to use up some of your oxygen.”
poor thing, can’t even shop for panties. how annoying would that be?
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