The Crap We Missed - Armageddon Edition

Naomi Watts and her son Samuel getting pedicures in New York City. (December 20, 2012)
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18 Comments
  1. Frank Burns

    Met-tot-sexual.

    Dec 21, 2012 at 2:45 pm /  Reply /20
  2. B&WMnstrl

    Pedibear Approves

    Dec 21, 2012 at 3:11 pm /  Reply /51
  3. wilbur

    Isn’t the guy on the left kinda old to be her son?

    Dec 21, 2012 at 3:53 pm /  Reply /11
  4. Don Zaloog

    Looks like she’s decided she wants a gay son.

    Dec 21, 2012 at 4:20 pm /  Reply /21
    • JustJoking

      Please explain to me how getting a pedicure determines sexual orientation (this ought to be good). And please cite peer reviewed cases and studies from accredited organizations to support your ideas and claims. Thanks!

      Dec 21, 2012 at 8:49 pm /  Reply /02
      • Don Zaloog

        Please provide peer reviewed documentation that you have a sense of humour.

        Dec 21, 2012 at 9:09 pm /  Reply /51
      • Accredited Organization

        It’s a ridiculous assertion. A meta-analysis of multiple peer-reviewed gender studies journals finds that what turns you gay is being a joyless troll at websites based on celebrity parody.

        Dec 21, 2012 at 10:03 pm /  Reply /31
  5. Johnny P!

    You’re never too young to learn how to not groom yourself…
    (oh please! We have people for that!)

    Dec 21, 2012 at 4:47 pm /  Reply /11
    • vitobonespur

      “Samuel, stop scratching your weenie…I’ll call Consuelo in here to scratch it for you. I’m sure you’ll like that much better. Besides, that’s part of her job.”

      Dec 22, 2012 at 3:20 am /  Reply /11
  6. Jman

    You sure this ain’t a screencap from Mulholland Drive?

    Dec 21, 2012 at 4:55 pm /  Reply /01
  7. maggiore

    Well, I guess SOMEONE is going to have to take over the character for Neil Patrick Harris on “How I Met Your Mother” one day. Might as well start grooming him for it now!

    Dec 21, 2012 at 5:55 pm /  Reply /11
  8. Rubber

    This reminds me of when I was a kid and my mom used to pamper me by not beating me.

    Dec 21, 2012 at 6:10 pm /  Reply /31
  9. seriouslynow

    I bet homeboy on the left told everyone he was hitting the gym. Cat’s out the bag, son.

    Dec 21, 2012 at 10:45 pm /  Reply /11
  10. Pine Table Fever

    I always wondered what Jet Girl did with her free time.

    Dec 22, 2012 at 6:56 pm /  Reply /00
  11. hal85

    This woman’s so boring – don’t know how she’s been so successful.

    Dec 23, 2012 at 5:10 pm /  Reply /00
  12. Montana

    Oh, yea, thanks mom. This is MUCH better than Lego Land.

    Dec 24, 2012 at 12:45 pm /  Reply /00

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