superficial

  1. Frank Burns

    Met-tot-sexual.

  2. B&WMnstrl

    Pedibear Approves

  3. Isn’t the guy on the left kinda old to be her son?

  4. Looks like she’s decided she wants a gay son.

    • JustJoking

      Please explain to me how getting a pedicure determines sexual orientation (this ought to be good). And please cite peer reviewed cases and studies from accredited organizations to support your ideas and claims. Thanks!

      • Please provide peer reviewed documentation that you have a sense of humour.

      • Accredited Organization

        It’s a ridiculous assertion. A meta-analysis of multiple peer-reviewed gender studies journals finds that what turns you gay is being a joyless troll at websites based on celebrity parody.

  5. Johnny P!

    You’re never too young to learn how to not groom yourself…
    (oh please! We have people for that!)

    • “Samuel, stop scratching your weenie…I’ll call Consuelo in here to scratch it for you. I’m sure you’ll like that much better. Besides, that’s part of her job.”

  6. Jman

    You sure this ain’t a screencap from Mulholland Drive?

  7. Well, I guess SOMEONE is going to have to take over the character for Neil Patrick Harris on “How I Met Your Mother” one day. Might as well start grooming him for it now!

  8. This reminds me of when I was a kid and my mom used to pamper me by not beating me.

  9. seriouslynow

    I bet homeboy on the left told everyone he was hitting the gym. Cat’s out the bag, son.

  10. Pine Table Fever

    I always wondered what Jet Girl did with her free time.

  11. hal85

    This woman’s so boring – don’t know how she’s been so successful.

  12. Oh, yea, thanks mom. This is MUCH better than Lego Land.

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