“Ven dey sed it vas a ‘jah-brecker’ dey veren’t kidding.”

Proof that if you have enough face lifts, your balls might end up in your mouth.

Mitt Romney Bulked UP!!!!

Geez, Hef, lay off the steroids.

now he really looks like a retired Nazi soldier.

That haircut hasn’t been seen on people other than kids.

“Still better than Maria’s cooking. Not as good as the maid I knocked up though”

no problemo. dickwad.

Damn! He has both balls in there. King of the teabag.

“Ivonically, dis tyme eht ahctually MIGHT be a toomah.”

It appears this was maid to his liking.

Now he’s looking for a place to spit that shit out. Be watching your pockets.

In an attempt to improve his English pronunciation, Arnold Schwarzenegger had the right side of his mouth sewn shut. Apparently it failed because he was heard asking directions to “Da choppah.”

Now his true colors are showing! NAZI

Tastes like Lemon Pledge.