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  1. ThisWillHurt

    “Ven dey sed it vas a ‘jah-brecker’ dey veren’t kidding.”

  2. Oz Matters

    Proof that if you have enough face lifts, your balls might end up in your mouth.

  3. MGSC136

    Mitt Romney Bulked UP!!!!

  4. Geez, Hef, lay off the steroids.

  5. anonym

    now he really looks like a retired Nazi soldier.

    That haircut hasn’t been seen on people other than kids.

  6. “Still better than Maria’s cooking. Not as good as the maid I knocked up though”

  7. zomgbie

    no problemo. dickwad.

  8. Damn! He has both balls in there. King of the teabag.

  9. EZ-B

    “Ivonically, dis tyme eht ahctually MIGHT be a toomah.”

  10. It appears this was maid to his liking.

  11. Now he’s looking for a place to spit that shit out. Be watching your pockets.

  12. In an attempt to improve his English pronunciation, Arnold Schwarzenegger had the right side of his mouth sewn shut. Apparently it failed because he was heard asking directions to “Da choppah.”

  13. Skink

    Now his true colors are showing! NAZI

  14. Tastes like Lemon Pledge.

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