dead on tom sizemore impression, crowe.
♪ “Unforgettable…that’s what you are…” ♪
I’m going to beat your gay, pretty face with this microphone if you don’t move your hand and stop singing to me.
The Two Stooges
Get a room, would ya?
“…and then you bring the tip to your mouth like this… and geeeeeently start by kissing it.”
Why are you pretending to be a bald man?
Why are YOU pretending to be a straight man?
Was Russel Crowe singing on the X-Factor finale too?
“Hey Russ, where’s YOUR beard?”
“Uh, I always shave for the premieres, Hugh.”
Hmmm…these guys sure seem to be hanging out a lot. Makes one wonder…
“Don’t worry Russ. I’m sure there are some chubby chasers in the crowd that came to see you…”
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