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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    what the fuck is on their foreheads?

  2. Is this some sick version of “Guess which one MIGHT be a woman”?

  3. Billy Ray Cyrus looks like Fat Mac…

  4. joe

    Looks like “Lot Lizards” had a big opening night.

  5. Phoenix

    “I don’t always suck but…oh wait. Yes, I do.”

  6. Hugh Jazz

    The name? Trash. White Trash. I prefer my moonshine shaken, not stirred.

  7. Contusion

    Who? Who? Who?

  8. He auditioning older women for Miley. She’s going through a “mature” woman phase.

  9. Johnny P!

    Classy, uber-talented Jerry Orbach (R.I.P.) played the role of lawyer Billy Flynn in the original Broadway production of Chicago. Most people remember him as Det. Lennie Briscoe from the early Law & Order years.
    Now, with endless ‘revivals’ on Broadway, they have to get a ‘name’ to get bums in seats to make money.
    So, in comes father of Hannah Montana/ One-Hit-Wonder-Achy-Breaky Billy Ray C-Lister.
    I hope the theatre charged double for all the Wal-Mart asses that wouldn’t fit in one seat…

  10. Jman

    No. Maybe. Not even with your

  11. bigalkie

    Fuck all Y’all. Guess what I’m having for dessert?

  12. You can always tell the replicants by the small flaw on their forehead.

  13. Motorboat Captain

    Rob McElhenney’s really let himself go this season.

  14. Billie Ray looks more like a redneck 007.
    “They call me Pond.Cement Pond”

  15. A reclusive Robert Goulet makes a rare appearance at the ‘Chicago’ Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration in New York City, which is apparently held in Aunt Edna’s basement.

  16. Well, I guess if you are going to raise a dike you should hang out with them to see what they are like.

  17. Vlad

    Those are zippers on their foreheads…ALIENS!

  18. “I don’t always have cocktails in Manhattan, but when I do… I choose Paint thinner and sugar water.”

  19. Raoul

    So, 1980s parties are a thing now?

  20. tlmck

    I imagine there were a lot of air kisses after this photo.

  21. Courtkney

    I thought that was fat Mac in the thumbnail.

  22. betty

    harsh.

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