Welcome to this year’s annual Sour Puss Staring contest!
I heard the boys in Led Zeppelin put one of these in a girl’s vagina
This is nothing new, she sees cold fish every day. In the mirror, Camilla…
“Off with their heads!”
In Britain, people line up to see an old bat watch old fish?
She’s thinking…hmmm, if only my pussy smelled as good
“That one looks like my husband,” muttered the Queen under her breath.
The queen went to the market place to strike off ‘sleeping with the fishes’ from her bucket list.
Mmmm, English cuisine.
Exactly. Ever wonder why there’s not one single “All you Can Eat Buffet” in England?
She dresses like a fucking Batman villain.
“We are not amused. This place fucking smells like Camilla.”
Visiting the Mexican Gynecologist
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