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  1. Welcome to this year’s annual Sour Puss Staring contest!

  2. Tomahawk Holmes

    I heard the boys in Led Zeppelin put one of these in a girl’s vagina

  3. This is nothing new, she sees cold fish every day. In the mirror, Camilla…

  4. Minky Wail

    “Off with their heads!”

  5. ‘ullo ladies!

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    In Britain, people line up to see an old bat watch old fish?

  7. Ybother

    She’s thinking…hmmm, if only my pussy smelled as good

  8. fred

    “That one looks like my husband,” muttered the Queen under her breath.

  9. The queen went to the market place to strike off ‘sleeping with the fishes’ from her bucket list.

  10. cc

    Mmmm, English cuisine.

  11. She dresses like a fucking Batman villain.

  12. “We are not amused. This place fucking smells like Camilla.”

  13. Visiting the Mexican Gynecologist

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