1. “Right-o, in this here mask, nobody will know it’s me trying to bang black hookers.”

  2. crb

    “Whatsthatyousay!??! Unicef does lots of work with underprivileged African women??! …Why YES!!! Yes I do have lots and lost of money for an, ehm; -Sponsorship…”

  3. “You’re telling me that many of these third world people have to turn to prostitution to survive? That sound hot!…er I mean awful, just awful!. Are any of them here?”

  4. cc

    He really knocked himself out picking that costume.

  5. “And as I was saying… Oh Look, Tits!”

  6. Bill Clinton looks so much healthier now that he’s lost weight.

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