superficial

  1. CrashHell

    THAT DON’T COUNT! You can’t just put on your work clothes and that’s your costume. YOU’VE SUCKED THE LIFE OUT OF EVERYTHING NOW!

  2. Hugh G. Rection

    I don’t remember the last time I saw her so happy.

  3. Kel

    Meanwhile, her kid is sitting in a candy bowl on the front porch dressed like the Lindbergh baby with a note that says “take me.”

  4. No wonder all the men in the 50s drank whiskey all day and smoked cigarettes at work….I would be scared shitless coming home to this

  5. next to “bitch” in the dictionary.

  6. George P Burdell

    Xander Dane Jones! Get in this house! People will think I am an amoral slut with a bastard child. How can I tell them that I only have sex with a married director after I get the part?

  7. Inner Retard

    For the millionth time, I told you there is no candy here. Also no joy or happiness. Now, go on…

  8. She’s had that ‘Free Kid’ ad up for months and still no bites.

  9. cc

    They had to pry the camera from the photographers hands…poor bastard turned to stone.

  10. Dox

    I am suddenly reminded of the movie Psycho.

  11. Real imaginative, January. You really racked your brain on this one.

  12. 2 seconds later, the rest of the flowers fell off the bush.

  13. MarketingMike

    She takes “looking pissed off” to another level.
    (reminds self, never get married…)

  14. The temperature within a 5 mile radius of her dropped by 10 degrees instantly.

  15. The least she could have done was be Zombie Betty Draper. This is the equivalent of me dressing up as a fat, antisocial jackass.

  16. Cock Dr

    Well that certainly drops everyone’s temperature.

  17. alexxx3488

    The sunshine is literally retreating from her in this picture.

  18. Sancho

    I find her frigidity to be a turn on. Is there something wrong with me?

  19. Jenn

    You’re all just pissed she didn’t pick her Emma Frost costume instead.

  20. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    They need to do a remake of the Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe, for one gigantically obvious reason.

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