1. “My Preciousss…”

  2. Skull Fuch

    “We told him to go away and away he goes, Precious! Gone, gone, gone! Smeagol is free!”

  3. If you look closely, you can see a few drops of unicorn blood on her lips.

  4. pinhead

    needs more pins.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    I seem to recall the chick from Splice being much hotter… you know, before it turned into a dude.

    Oh, this IS an “after” picture.

  6. Lex Luthor, out and proud.

  7. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Don’t look so smug Ripley. Getting voted homecoming queen of the Nostomo isn’t that big of an achievement.

  8. I guess the only thing Lesbians know about how to look like a penis is that something is supposed to be purple.

  9. ♫♪♪…Two eyed, no haired, flying purple penis hater…♪♫♪

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Is ‘skullish’ a word?

  11. Trep


  12. Gomer Pyle

    I am…in a world…of shit.

  13. Justin Bieber

    How come redhead’s have saggy tits and smelly pussies?

  14. Nosferatu! Stake it, stake it in the heart!!

  15. The Brown Streak

    The costumes for the new Alien movie….wait….didn’t I make this joke before?

  16. ItsTheViking

    Didn’t Wesley Snipes kill this at the end of Blade II?

  17. manz

    Kill it with fire! Kill it with fire!!

  18. cc

    If she was actually mid-spew, this picture would only be marginally less appealing.

  19. Tobes of Hades

    V’Ger must find the Creator…

  20. Somethingoriginal

    Who thought we’d be calling for the return of the ginge?

    Calm down Cynthia, I said ginge.

  21. Jane

    She needs to go out and buy one of those cute pink wig things.

  22. Bigalkie

    ” I am cornholio “

  23. tlmck


  24. …and then the other Cenobites started coming out of its mouth and al hell broke loose…

  25. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    I thought weekly world news was out of business but here is batboy

  26. And YOU thought she couldn’t possibly get any uglier!

  27. haha!

    I see aliens..

  28. Having lost out on the part as Miranda in “Sex In the Bity THRE”, Cynthia turned to the Hari Krishnas…

  29. Correction: Sex in the City Three


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