superficial

  1. Contusion

    …emerging from the Krylon paint factory.

  2. I would not mess with somebody with bodyguards like that…

  3. doogleberg

    Which one is which again?

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    When is he just going to move onto dudes?

  5. Just how much does that girls purse weigh?

  6. Your gun is digging into my hip…

  7. Cock Dr

    Does he make them walk a couple paces behind like DiCaprio?

  8. The Brown Streak

    Left foot first….right…then left…left again…no wait…that’s not right…i got this…left foot first…right…wait…left…right…up…no…wait…that ain’t it…

  9. cc

    She’s pronating.

  10. Totally thought this was a picture of The Situation at first glance.

  11. Blech

    Can’t get enough of those chicks with dicks, eh?

  12. Swearin

    “Honey, it’s the baseball commissioner for you”
    “Oh shit…”

  13. TORRIE: ‘Siri…what is a “backdoor slider”?’
    SIRI: ‘A pitch that appears to be out of the strike zone, but then breaks over the plate.’
    TORRIE: ‘Oh thank god.”

  14. cutthecrap

    “she” really needs to tuck her penis back in

  15. Chief

    Someone did a few too many pushups in the tanning booth.

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