I can see what Miranda Kerr sees in him, she loves clowns…
Orlando Bloom runs out of pants, forges on.
Pirates of The Sweatpants
Yep, that dude had unprotected sex with that really hot woman.
He’s already won. So what does he care what people see him in.
Those are the exact same pants Megan Fox was wearing in a “Crap We Missed” post about a week ago……
There’s a guy that knows he’s married to a supermodel.
Nolte would top that with a string vest. He’s no Nolte.
Everytime I see a dude in sweatpants, I think about the old story “Macaroni and Beef at Ryan’s steakhouse”, and just assume from there.
Google it. Just do it.
That story is a goddamned masterpiece.
If you were thinking about not doing it … do it. That was amazing.
I was crying. Thank you for letting me know about one of the internets gems.
Yeah, purple is definitely out on my preferred color list now.
No kidding! Why, Fish? Why are you waging a war against purple?
He looks old.
He sleeps with Miranda Kerr. *fastens noose around neck*
West Hollywood? Yep, he’s definitely in the right place.
Orlando decides to stay in character as he leaves the set of the new Walmart shoppers movie.
wow , worst dresser evr
There’s no accounting for (supermodel) taste…
Orlando, …….Frec-It-…. Frec-it-it….
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Orlando Bloom in West Hollywood. (January 26, 2012)