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  1. ChickenHawk

    Cha cha cha Chia!

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    People Magazine later admitted to an accounting error as the reason for Cooper’s Sexiest Man of the Year award.

  3. Isn’t that the same haircut the Terminator had after he caught on fire?

  4. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    I’d have mistaken him for Sam Rockwell, but Sam Rockwell can actually act like he gives a shit.

  5. For a second I thought Gary Oldman was looking really, really good.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Don’t be like that Mr Cooper. It makes me unhappy and when I’m unhappy my birds get upset.”

  7. Cock Dr

    Why do I detest this guy so?

  8. Not Pictured: Horns, tail, and pitchfork.

  9. The Brown Streak

    Ah crap, Lindsay Lohan is on the second floor, isn’t she.

  10. Alright, who opened the window in the Los Zeta cartel’s Sundance hospitality suite?

  11. philio

    You would think this guy could afford Head and Shoulders after so many movies

  12. journalschism

    Bradley Cooper IS Bob Dylan AS Gary Oldman IN…

  13. “Mr. Cooper! Sign my bottle of Head & Shoulders?”

  14. MoonBeam

    Sighhhhh…..He’s so hot

  15. tlmck

    Is he playing Custer in his next film?

  16. Lazy Bones

    Leon Redbone looks kind of douchey with that haircut.

  17. Guy Fawkes biopic in the making?

  18. Bigalkie

    Shall I sign it in Sanskrit or Mandarin Chinese?

  19. Boob Fan

    Even Mormons think this guy is a douchebag.

  20. Mamamia

    I thought that was Seth Green.

  21. Mr. Nelson, will you sign my Tiger Beat? You’re on the cover with the rest of the Brat Pack!

  22. Female Celebs aren’t the only ones that get cheek implants , I guess.

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