Armie Hammer's mugshot following his arrest for marijuana possession in Sierra Blanca, TX. (November 2011)
White people are drug addicts.
They must have run out of plastic rulers and masking tape and just gone straight to the spray paint.
Looks like he was arrested in his mother’s basement.
I don’t know why he’s smiling. With those looks he’d be a supermodel in prison…
That’s why he’s smiling
Definitely the leader for 2012’s Douchiest Mugshot.
Wait, did they dress him in that or was a going to a Hamburgler party?
Just when I think these George Michael videos can’t get any gayer, he steps it up another notch.
I see the digital camera automatically entered “motherfucker” mode.
Seriously Armie? Popped collar in 2012? You’re 30 years too late. I don’t care how much baking soda you sell, you look like a moron.
The other Winklevoss twin remains at large.
Even the camera knows he’s a MF.
Charged with ‘Possession of Baking Soda’.
Really? There’s a guy out there named Armie Hammer? Were his parents stoned when they named him, or was his agent?
If you think that’s bad, his dad’s name is Armand Hammer. True story.
Great-grandfather, but whatever.
Armand Douglas “Armie” Hammer
His publicist made a deal with the federales to bust him and quickly release him. Make an international incident out of the whole ordeal. It worked,now people know this annoying gnats name. That is your publicity whore lesson for the day, class dismissed.
Every since I can remember I been poppin’ my collar poppppin my collar.
Who the fuck has the name Armie Hammer? Fuck him and his baking soda.
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