superficial

  1. Every Black and Mexican

    White people are drug addicts.

  2. Contusion

    They must have run out of plastic rulers and masking tape and just gone straight to the spray paint.

  3. Looks like he was arrested in his mother’s basement.

  4. I don’t know why he’s smiling. With those looks he’d be a supermodel in prison…

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Definitely the leader for 2012′s Douchiest Mugshot.

  6. it had to be said

    Wait, did they dress him in that or was a going to a Hamburgler party?

  7. Just when I think these George Michael videos can’t get any gayer, he steps it up another notch.

  8. I see the digital camera automatically entered “motherfucker” mode.

    Seriously Armie? Popped collar in 2012? You’re 30 years too late. I don’t care how much baking soda you sell, you look like a moron.

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Fuckin’ Instagram

  10. The other Winklevoss twin remains at large.

  11. The Brown Streak

    Even the camera knows he’s a MF.

  12. cc

    Charged with ‘Possession of Baking Soda’.

  13. Really? There’s a guy out there named Armie Hammer? Were his parents stoned when they named him, or was his agent?

  14. AnnaDraconida

    WINNING

  15. Bigalkie

    His publicist made a deal with the federales to bust him and quickly release him. Make an international incident out of the whole ordeal. It worked,now people know this annoying gnats name. That is your publicity whore lesson for the day, class dismissed.

  16. Mamamia

    Every since I can remember I been poppin’ my collar poppppin my collar.

  17. Adam

    Who the fuck has the name Armie Hammer? Fuck him and his baking soda.

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