superficial

  1. I guess Showgirl’s was a long time ago.

  2. it had to be said

    I wish I would have been saved by the bell from seeing this.

  3. Tommy

    Vers-ACE!!

  4. Is she a Mom?, cuz she’s got a case of Mom-Ass.

  5. She’s trying to gauge whether or not she’ll have to walk sideways through that door.

  6. brit

    Moreshowgirl than before

  7. brit

    Showlessgirl?

  8. MisterSuccint

    Did she win American Idol a few years ago?

  9. The Brown Streak

    When she’s asked to be shown ID, she has to take her clothes off before anyone will recognize her.

  10. cc

    SHE didn’t recognize her reflection in the glass.

  11. “Do these jeans make the left half of my ass look twice as big as the right half?”

  12. J

    I think some of you need to check out Showgirls again. She has always had a weak ass. Filming her almost exclusively from the front with only the occasional split second back shot was their way around it. Not surprised at all.

    • I remember that. Hell, I’ve seen the movie 53 times – I should remember it.

      • hmna

        Yes, but it used to be a small and weak ass. Now it’s a large, pancake ass.

      • amir

        J, you are on point. I remember seeing Showgirls and wondered why everyone was so hyped about her body, i had thought “this girl has a bad case of squarebutt”. Not a good look (even then).

  13. Honey

    Do high heels have a weight limit?

  14. Pam

    I think she wears Depends.

  15. Bigalkie

    Christina Agueleria falls in love with her own reflection.

  16. SIN

    As you fuck her, just remember how she looked in Showgirls and have at it.

  17. Diggy

    She should get back on those caffeine pills she was so excited about

  18. Obviously, the force of gravity is doubled in the space she occupies.

  19. I’d still let her Mr. Tuttle my Mr. Belding.

  20. She looks like a bag lady

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