I guess Showgirl’s was a long time ago.

I wish I would have been saved by the bell from seeing this.

Vers-ACE!!

Is she a Mom?, cuz she’s got a case of Mom-Ass.

She’s trying to gauge whether or not she’ll have to walk sideways through that door.

Moreshowgirl than before

Showlessgirl?

Did she win American Idol a few years ago?

When she’s asked to be shown ID, she has to take her clothes off before anyone will recognize her.

SHE didn’t recognize her reflection in the glass.

“Do these jeans make the left half of my ass look twice as big as the right half?”

I think some of you need to check out Showgirls again. She has always had a weak ass. Filming her almost exclusively from the front with only the occasional split second back shot was their way around it. Not surprised at all.

Do high heels have a weight limit?

I think she wears Depends.

Christina Agueleria falls in love with her own reflection.

As you fuck her, just remember how she looked in Showgirls and have at it.

She should get back on those caffeine pills she was so excited about

Obviously, the force of gravity is doubled in the space she occupies.

I’d still let her Mr. Tuttle my Mr. Belding.

She looks like a bag lady