Seal at LAX. (January 26, 2012)
…the next, you are out.
Complete and total douche. Are those parachute pants? And please put the damn phone in your pocket!
Did he have a growth spurt on the plane?
And I thought Nolte didn’t give a fuck but this guy doesn’t even let the fucks manifest…
Hope the racists don’t see this. They’d probably make some joke about a flying monkey.
Dude. You’re single now. You don’t have to wear stupid-assed pants like that anymore.
Are those gaiters or spats? I’m weak on supplementary footwear.
I think you’re right, they’re spats. who the fuck wears spats…I mean who that isn’t slashing up prostitutes in 1880’s London.
Or chasing down two witnesses to the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre.
Seriously, though, those aren’t boots? They just look like ill-fitting boots to me.
I miss my daily Dinklage…the sunset Seal just isn’t the same.
“Mmm. Yeah. Back to the days when you know the attention’s on Seal for Seal, and not because I’m with supermodel ass.”
She’s gonna sue the scar off of him.
Little known fact: Breaking up with a supermodel adds six inches to your height.
Little known fact 2: The six inches comes from your penis.
You never know when you’ll have to go straight from LAX to a clam digging session.
In every photo there’s that one black guy looking smug because the rest of the world knows he’s tired of banging a supermodel.
Where’s the white bitches?
Seal hits the jackpot as he lands the lead in the latest Disney Insta-Classic ” Shoemaker ” the story of a humble lawn jockey who comes to life.
“All you mother fuckers better get those God Damn cameras the hell away from my camera room”, he was heard saying from a distance.
somebody please club this Seal! stat!
Hmm, pretty easy to see why she dumped him.
seal is one ugly mofo
on the prowl….
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