A Charlie’s Angels themed event, apparently.
I would totally still hit all three zip codes of dat ass…
Amen! I would beat it and eat it.
Based on the floral arrangements she’s performing at Britney Spears’ impromptu nuptials. Bridesmaids wore matching Wal-mart style leather vests.
I’d like to spunk up her nose.
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, meet Tweedle Bum.
what Diana Ross would look like on Kim whoredashians ass
I feel like someone needs to get her a bottom half of her body replacement. The top is great, the bottom has gone the way of all flesh when confronted with time and gravity.
Why why why why would she wear something that makes an ass look BIGGER????
While she reaches desperately for her lost youth, her giant ass keeps her tethered to the ground.
Oh, J-Lo…At first glance I thought this was a racist bowling pin.
I’ve heard of “pear-shaped” but this is more like “upside down lightbulb” shaped!
Um, that’s the exact same thing. A pear and an upside-down light bulb have the same shape. Jesus tap-dancing Christ.
You fail Shapes, back to grade one you go.
Guess you’ve never really seen a pear, if you think they are shaped the same….stupid city dwellers~
It looks like shes giving a salute @ a neo nazi gala of some sort
That explains the disturbed looking black dude behind the flowers.
Yeah, that smile does not look like it was forged from evil. Not at all.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the world’s Most Beautiful Woman… apparently. Frankly, I don’t see it.
Seig Heil!!…Oh, I mean..Viva La Rasta!!
the new face of Depends?
Wide load coming through!
I didnt know they still made hammer pants…..
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what People magazine thinks is the sexiest woman alive. Please adjust media intake accordingly
Yeah thats it wear something that accentuates your hips.
“I’m a world famous multi-millionaire, but the joke is I only have thiiiiis much talent!”
notice she now only wears things that cover up the cottage cheese thighs?
In my world, the most beautiful woman doesn’t have an ass the size of a VW Bug, and isn’t 40+ years old.
This is a pretty easy point to make objectively: Put 41 year old J-old with her birth ruined vagina, stretch marks and flapjack boobs next to ANY of the current crop of 19 year old hollywood starlets…ask 100 guys which one they want to nail. Logically, they would choose the “most beautiful woman in the world” right? And yet we already know not one would choose Lopez over a teenage hottie.
its good to see latoya jackson gaining weight finally.
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Jennifer Lopez at the album release party for Love? in Los Angeles. (May 3, 2011)