superficial

  1. cc

    A Charlie’s Angels themed event, apparently.

  2. baron of all media

    I would totally still hit all three zip codes of dat ass…

  3. dontlooknow

    HIP-podrome

  4. Choochoo

    Based on the floral arrangements she’s performing at Britney Spears’ impromptu nuptials. Bridesmaids wore matching Wal-mart style leather vests.

  5. Donald Trump

    I’d like to spunk up her nose.

  6. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, meet Tweedle Bum.

  7. ingen haagen daaz

    what Diana Ross would look like on Kim whoredashians ass

  8. It had to be said

    I feel like someone needs to get her a bottom half of her body replacement. The top is great, the bottom has gone the way of all flesh when confronted with time and gravity.

  9. Cock Dr

    Why why why why would she wear something that makes an ass look BIGGER????

  10. Aimee

    While she reaches desperately for her lost youth, her giant ass keeps her tethered to the ground.

  11. Oh, J-Lo…At first glance I thought this was a racist bowling pin.

  12. The Critical Crassness

    I’ve heard of “pear-shaped” but this is more like “upside down lightbulb” shaped!

  13. KNOBGOBBLER3

    It looks like shes giving a salute @ a neo nazi gala of some sort

  14. kimmykimkim

    Yeah, that smile does not look like it was forged from evil. Not at all.

  15. Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the world’s Most Beautiful Woman… apparently. Frankly, I don’t see it.

  16. Sin

    Seig Heil!!…Oh, I mean..Viva La Rasta!!

  17. fooey

    the new face of Depends?

  18. tlmck

    Wide load coming through!

  19. Blech

    Neigh.

  20. Mike Styles®

    I didnt know they still made hammer pants…..

  21. Dingo

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is what People magazine thinks is the sexiest woman alive. Please adjust media intake accordingly

  22. Ismoss

    Yeah thats it wear something that accentuates your hips.

  23. UnholyKrep

    “I’m a world famous multi-millionaire, but the joke is I only have thiiiiis much talent!”

  24. vlad

    notice she now only wears things that cover up the cottage cheese thighs?

  25. In my world, the most beautiful woman doesn’t have an ass the size of a VW Bug, and isn’t 40+ years old.

    This is a pretty easy point to make objectively: Put 41 year old J-old with her birth ruined vagina, stretch marks and flapjack boobs next to ANY of the current crop of 19 year old hollywood starlets…ask 100 guys which one they want to nail. Logically, they would choose the “most beautiful woman in the world” right? And yet we already know not one would choose Lopez over a teenage hottie.

  26. mustard

    its good to see latoya jackson gaining weight finally.

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