Not surprisingly, Urth “All You Can Eat” Cafe never opened its doors again!
Wow, those chicks both have such sweet tits.
Oh come on! You are not in your 20′s, nor in the 70s. Button your shirt up! No one wants to see your man boobs or beer gut.
I can’t tell if I’m looking at cleavage or plumber’s crack.
Um, following up on my previous comment, this is something of a disappointment.
Depends on your definition of good. Good for snark….not so good for anything else.
If you ask me, they’re both dogs.
I like her affordable hooker muumuu
She’s like Mt. Everest; I HAVE to climb it because it’s there. Plus I love when Dog cries.
Can you imagine what their room smells like after they fuck?
Seigfried and Roy?
These two monsters eating up all the salmon stock are driving up the price of lox in Brooklyn!!!
Looks like a girl I graduated with.. Tara was her name
Look out Dog! There’s two fugitives hiding in Beth’s shirt. Two fat, leathery, sweaty fugitives. Maybe wear gloves…
The sidewalks can’t take much more weight judging from the cracks.
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
At first, I misread it as, “Duane Dog Chapman and his wife Urth.” Somehow it made more sense that way.
Thank you for that.
I would like to spend some time with those titties.
Imagine how much it costs these two to look so trashy.
Only in America folks!
Those chicks are busted! Who’s complaining about Shauna Sand now?
Dog the Whale Hunter.
Season 2 of Whale Wars, starring Dog the bounty hunter!
Those must be steel high heels…
How do I find the submit button now that I’ve poked my eyes out with these rusty nails ?
The site now has a mission.
Obtain & post bikini pics of the little wife.
CoCo & the Kardashian clan need some competition.
It must be a tough life as Beth Chapman’s strappy sandals.
Soulmates really do exist.
Lowered expectations (MAD TV)
I’d like to see a scientific survey that compares the times these two have sex with Los Angeles earthquakes.
One word” #winning…….
Technically, it was one word with half a quotation mark, followed by a hashtag used for twitter, followed by a word that lost its humour some 100,000 times before, which I gather was your attempt at sarcasm, followed by some period marks. But I don’t want to be picky or anything.
The period marks are called ellipses…
That better be a bag full of eye-drops and Viagra, brother.
She looks nervous. Better get her back in the water.
Oh, the huge manatees!
Oh to have just one huge tit.
Nice to see them getting all dolled up for their date to Walmart
I learned something today. Sea lions have no fashion sense whatsoever.
He is in Utah looking for those girls who will agree to be married to a man with several wives. He is sick of looking at the Cankle Cow all the time.
Stripper heels utterly inappropriate for person wearing them…a top-five all-time mullet…Oakley’s at least five years out of style…beloved by rednecks nationwide…what more do these two need to do to score a pre-manufactured home endorsement deal?
Ken and Barbie at 75 years old.
Not pictured: The white convertible 1987 Corvette with monogrammed mudflaps that brought them here.
I’d like to sit these two down in seperate rooms and have frank discussions about age (and weight) appropriate wardrobe choices. Then I’d like to punch each of them in the neck for making me wonder what the hell is wrong with them.
I’d settle for just punching them in the neck.
I wanna see how far those melons drop with no support.
I wanna be able to use my eyes
Holy Crap – Forget Bin Laden, this is huge! Hulk Hogan and Mariah Carey are a couple. That dawg!
Ew.. this is disgusting. Hahahahaaha the American stereotype! I bet they have bigmacs for every meal.
Nice shirt, do want.
I cant imagine the shear force being applied to the shoe straps by those cankles.
Brad & Angelina haven’t been the same since adopting that buffet…
Why is Kim Kardashian walking backwards with Doug the Bounty Hunter?
The people who take the People of Walmart pics obbiously took a road trip.
cuz I’m proud to be an American…..
I want to embrace individuality, diversity, do whatever the fuck you wantedness, but really? Really? Do they own mirrors?
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