Those chicks are busted! Who’s complaining about Shauna Sand now?
Dog the Whale Hunter.
Season 2 of Whale Wars, starring Dog the bounty hunter!
Those must be steel high heels…
How do I find the submit button now that I’ve poked my eyes out with these rusty nails ?
The site now has a mission.
Obtain & post bikini pics of the little wife.
CoCo & the Kardashian clan need some competition.
It must be a tough life as Beth Chapman’s strappy sandals.
Soulmates really do exist.
Lowered expectations (MAD TV)
I’d like to see a scientific survey that compares the times these two have sex with Los Angeles earthquakes.
One word” #winning…….
Technically, it was one word with half a quotation mark, followed by a hashtag used for twitter, followed by a word that lost its humour some 100,000 times before, which I gather was your attempt at sarcasm, followed by some period marks. But I don’t want to be picky or anything.
The period marks are called ellipses…
That better be a bag full of eye-drops and Viagra, brother.
She looks nervous. Better get her back in the water.
Oh, the huge manatees!
Oh to have just one huge tit.
Nice to see them getting all dolled up for their date to Walmart
I learned something today. Sea lions have no fashion sense whatsoever.
He is in Utah looking for those girls who will agree to be married to a man with several wives. He is sick of looking at the Cankle Cow all the time.
Stripper heels utterly inappropriate for person wearing them…a top-five all-time mullet…Oakley’s at least five years out of style…beloved by rednecks nationwide…what more do these two need to do to score a pre-manufactured home endorsement deal?
Ken and Barbie at 75 years old.
Not pictured: The white convertible 1987 Corvette with monogrammed mudflaps that brought them here.
I’d like to sit these two down in seperate rooms and have frank discussions about age (and weight) appropriate wardrobe choices. Then I’d like to punch each of them in the neck for making me wonder what the hell is wrong with them.
I’d settle for just punching them in the neck.
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