1. Richard McBeef

    I have never understood flat brimmed hats with the sticker still on them, but i don’t understand a lot of black culture other thanthat douchebag white guys are always imitating it.

    • vlad

      the flat brimmed hats with the sticker still on them gives the air of “I just stole this hat and wore it out of the store”

  2. cc

    Hey, I’ve got a new job as a caddy over at the The Fairways of Douche.

  3. I’ve never heard shorts cry before.

  4. baron of all media

    Hey man, when your knees rub when you waddle, maybe it’s time to start ordering the *half* rib platter, whattdya say?

  5. shandanger

    a bulldog in people clothes? HILARIOUS!

  6. BigJim

    By the looks of him, his nickname should be Octodad.

  7. Donald Trump

    Fat, Ugly, and no taste whatsoever.

  8. Choochoo

    Hoosier Daddy?

    [I hate myself.]

  9. His beard looks like twine tied around a roast.

  10. Lerxt

    Boy, K-Fed has really let himself go…

  11. zomgbie

    never thought i would see anyone using kevin smith as their fashion template.

  12. I’ve never seen the show, but is this guy like the dorky brother or something? Tell me this guy didn’t seriously get laid. I can practically hear his sweaty balls sticking to the side of his leg.

  13. ingen haagen daaz

    one sexy motherfucker.

  14. Deacon Jones

    Yep. The typical Yankees fan.

  15. Louie Anderson is looking kinda douchey lately.

  16. His shorts look more like Capris. Guys should not wear Capris. FAT guys really should not wear Capris.

  17. Johnny99

    Gary Shirley? I hate myself to the very core of my being for even knowing who this douchebag is.

  18. argleblargle

    I thought all the Teen Moms were being given boob implants. Also, when is he gonna pop that baby out?

  19. Somebody got a Mervyns makeover.

  20. Believe it or not, He’s serious…and stop calling him Shirley.

  21. The Critical Crassness

    Can they give a Giant Boob a boob implant?


    If u think he looks bad, the poor neglected babys mother looks more like a pig than a pig

  23. Method Roughing

    Well this certainly complete my day. The overweight lover Heavy G. was spotted taking a quiet stroll. Look out ladies.

  24. Shirley you can’t be serious wearing that outfit.

  25. TurboZinger

    Where’s Stewie with his Tuba?

  26. Of all the Jackass guys to choose to emulate, why would you pick Preston?

  27. gl'ythla

    omg thats a teen mom?

  28. Mark R

    i miss Dom Delouise

  29. Trixie

    Ah, to be the paparazzo who has to hang out in Anderson, IN.

  30. Sin

    And the winner for the Loser Father of the Year goes to…..

  31. tlmck

    Only in America can white trash make piles of cash.

  32. Mike Styles®

    Takes a beating and keeps on eating…..

  33. Brennan Haley

    C’mon Silent Bob, let’s get out of this gyp joint. You cock smokers!

  34. UnholyKrep

    Zombie Dom Deluise takes to the streets, searching for the antipasto of the undead.

  35. Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go threw life son.

  36. Steelerchick

    Who ate all the pies ????

  37. Fletch

    OK, every one of the preceding comments should be listed as tops for the week. LMFAO

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