1. wow

    this guy has to be the biggest douchebag I have ever seen. It’s like he’s the flagship model of douchbaggery. other douchebags aspire to be as douchbaggish as this assclown douchebag.

  2. shandanger

    it’s like crispin glover and sonic the hedgehog mated whilst atop corey feldman’s head.

  3. your mom

    The Corey’s traded haircuts? What year is this?

  4. Choochoo

    Reverse rat tail *and* bleached tips? Way to advertise you haven’t been relevant since 1986.

  5. We’re down to only one Corey…and we got THIS one?

  6. Frankendoyle


  7. zomgbie

    charlie sheen ultra lite.

  8. Deacon Jones

    I don’t even know where to begin.

  9. It’s nice of Corey to volunteer to help out at the local paparazzi school, for their out-in-the-field project. That’s the only thing I can think of that would explain why two photographers are actually behind him, plus the one who took the shot.

  10. kec232 ….I guess he’s still looking for that girlfriend.

  11. If he’s going to fish for attention, he needs to at least put a fish hook at the end of his line.

  12. Stell

    At this point, id almost rather have the other Corey…in his current state.

  13. Armadillo

    Impotant Unicorn is impotent

  14. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    He’s smiling because he already knows he is going to be able to come home and jerk off while reading about us talking about him.

  15. hbw

    If only the stingray on his head could reach his heart with that thing…

  16. Mike Walker

    Nice sweater…er, coat… er, sweatercoat.

  17. The Critical Crassness

    Why couldn’t he and Corey Haim have had a mutual death pact? Why?


    His parents need to be flogged for allowing him to hang out with MJ. Being sodomized probably made him grow up to be such an asshole.

  19. I wonder… if you grab that douchebaggy rat tail and start pulling, will you unravel all the hair on his head?

  20. Sin

    Such a sad little man trying to recapture a little bit of his past.

  21. tlmck

    Must have tipped off the paparazzi again.

  22. TomFrank

    I love how the bouncer’s still not letting him in.

  23. DonDopey

    Someone should take him to the Viper Room.

  24. Mike Styles®

    Damn thats a long pube

  25. Brennan Haley

    The pile of shit has a thousand eyes, all of them bloodshot.

  26. Shawn

    K.D. Lang looks like shit!

  27. UnholyKrep

    Feldman chooses the drooping Something about Mary hair style for the evening. Paired with the neo-Mr. Rogers sweater, working up quite the douchetastic look.

  28. Noel

    obviously back on the junk.

  29. MrsWrong

    “Sure Mr. Feldman, we’ll take your picture, but only if I can punch you in the stomach for wearing your hair like that.”

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