Yes, Eddie, we’ve heard ‘the donkey joke’ already.
A tranny just made about $100.
wuppa cannub, in aww de wong paces… wuppa cannub…
It’s ‘wookin per nub in alla wong places, wookin per nub…’
thanks. not sure how anyone would know how to spell made up words, but kudos to you….
Know how I know he’s gay? Mesh tank top.
Having trouble finding it in there?
Careful, that’s how you knocked up Scary Spice.
*Tranny hooker not shown.
When in doubt, pinky out!
Didn’t he used to be funny?
eddie murphy checking to make sure he didnt put his dick where he put his movie career.
“Now it’s time for a refill… oh, crap it’s the pops…”
“fuck. i left my dick out again. my career’s so fucked i can’t afford a seventh child.”
Drink goes in, tinkle goes out. Drink goes in, tinkle goes out.
Who yelled feet? This is like yelling guns around Danny Glover.
That wasn’t what I had in mind when I ordered the Jamba Juice with the “protein boost”, Eddie.
I like drinking my own piss too!
That explains the lisp.
Kiss it …. Appppoooolllooogiiiizzzeeeee
Stevie Wonder pulling out his walking cane
Ok, I suck this drink with a straw, you suck my dick with your mouth, got it?
I thought it was the Old Spice guy. You know, someone who is actually working.
Like a frightened turtle!
He’s a cell phone belt-clip away from looking like a black Michael Lohan.
Release the Kraken!
He’s thinking “That’s one damn fine looking transvestite.”
‘scuse me while I whip this out
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Eddie Murphy in Los Angeles. (May 3, 2011)