superficial

  1. Well apparently 30 mill buys a lot of meth, but not a lot of happiness

  2. EricLr

    Yeah, I’m just taking a break out from the whole “acting” thing and pursuing my music for a while and all…By the way could you loan me $20? I just forgot my wallet at home, and…

  3. Shouldn’t we have gotten rid of the old Corey Feldman before we got a new one?

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    I saw them performing in the subway. I threw a quarter into the guitar case… granted, I needed change and took a dime back.

  5. cc

    Look, I am not the kid from that fucking show! Do you think he had tattoos like this?

  6. Frank Burns

    Those who have heard the band play call it “Malcom in the Awful”. (Yes, E! News, you can use that if you want.)

  7. KimmyGabbler

    at least he found something else to beat on other than his girlfriend

  8. Am I the only one crossing my fingers for a battle of the bands with these guys and Dogstar?

    • It’s so sad but I was trying to remember Keanu’s band for 10 minutes before your post. It’s one of those names you are angry that you know…I call it the Eric Benet rule

  9. Q: Where do they usually place the drummer on the stage?

  10. diego

    LARS ULRICH!!!

  11. Pirate Hunter

    Is that a periodic table on the wall behind him? I can guarantee Kingfoil has strong elements of suck.

  12. Bonky

    Yeah, being a midget drummer is really a step up from having your own TV show. Career fail.

  13. doode

    Malcolm!!!! Love him. Malcolm in the middle was my fave show :p

  14. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    I wonder who’s on El Hormiguero this week

  15. “My Dad said get a job but fuck him!!! It’s al about the music, man!!!”

  16. Is this an ad for “Hair Plugs for trolls?”

  17. Dan's friend

    Single bass drum? Puppy.

  18. Throjo

    Is it a Toad the Wet Sprocket cover band?

  19. Colin

    This is adorable. It’s like watching a toddler try to reach the pedals in a car.

  20. kirby

    I would pay good money to actually never have to hear what he is playing.

  21. Not pictured: everyone not giving a shit.

  22. tlmck

    “Yeah I’m tiny, but my tattoos make me a badass!”

  23. I don’t know about everyone else, but I would love to be playing in a band, making $50 every weekend instead of being a slave to writers, directors, and producers only making $50,000 a week.

  24. I know he’s douchey, but I have to admit he was pretty good on Criminal Minds the other night.

    I’m going to go kill myself now …

  25. MarkM

    Malcolm wishes he was still in the middle of his career.

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