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  1. Calypso

    What douche takes a backpack to a nightclub?

  2. Has anyone ever commented on the fact that this guy was named after the gay Rin-tin-tin.

  3. baron of all media

    Hey man, ever think about getting any tattoos? Come on… everyone’s doing it! I hate you.

  4. Flat billed cap (crooked for that douchey look) – CHECK
    Black skinny douche jeans – CHECK
    Printed tee (cut off sleeves for extra douche) – CHECK
    Too much douche ink – CHECK
    Douche skater sneaks in nightclub – CHECK
    Denim jacket (sleeves cut off to show douchey ink) – CHECK

    The PERFECT douchebag outfit!

  5. Turd Ferguson

    Yeah we get it, you dress in all black, have too many stupid tats, and haven’t a fucking clue how to wear a baseball hat.

  6. Benji, that outfit is tomorrows Hammer-pants.

  7. TomFrank

    Is he in the yakuza?

  8. justsayin

    not a backpack. portable pharmacy.

  9. KNOBGOBBLER3

    Both big gay maddens need to stop making that jackass face!

  10. When he sobers up, he’s going to be pissed if any of that is permanent marker.

  11. lili

    For someone whose only claim to fame are a couple crappy songs, shagging Paris Hilton once, and being the twin of that dude who’s married to Nicole Richie… he looks pretty good.

  12. Manthou Artdust

    The badass tats can’t cover up the swingin’ jowels.

  13. Charmless Man

    Who? You know what? Fuck it, I don’t care.

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