What douche takes a backpack to a nightclub?
Has anyone ever commented on the fact that this guy was named after the gay Rin-tin-tin.
Hey man, ever think about getting any tattoos? Come on… everyone’s doing it! I hate you.
Flat billed cap (crooked for that douchey look) – CHECK
Black skinny douche jeans – CHECK
Printed tee (cut off sleeves for extra douche) – CHECK
Too much douche ink – CHECK
Douche skater sneaks in nightclub – CHECK
Denim jacket (sleeves cut off to show douchey ink) – CHECK
The PERFECT douchebag outfit!
Throw some medallions and skulls around his neck and its Kriss Angel.
Yeah we get it, you dress in all black, have too many stupid tats, and haven’t a fucking clue how to wear a baseball hat.
Benji, that outfit is tomorrows Hammer-pants.
Is he in the yakuza?
not a backpack. portable pharmacy.
Both big gay maddens need to stop making that jackass face!
When he sobers up, he’s going to be pissed if any of that is permanent marker.
For someone whose only claim to fame are a couple crappy songs, shagging Paris Hilton once, and being the twin of that dude who’s married to Nicole Richie… he looks pretty good.
The badass tats can’t cover up the swingin’ jowels.
Who? You know what? Fuck it, I don’t care.
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