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  1. baron of all media

    Dude I hope my wife has yams like that when she’s 261 years old.

  2. Matty

    pftt, butterface.

  3. If you look really closely, she has this pooch of flab hanging over the crook of her elbow. My god woman, age gracefully!

    • Squishy

      Really? That is your only complaint for her not aging gracefully? I’m thinking not so very bad as all that.

  4. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    You remember that “Ducksex” .wav from the early/mid nineties?
    Picture that, but with her and Jenna Jameson.
    “Don’t move…I’ll go get you a towel.”

  5. Bucky Barnes

    I believe there’s been a mix-up, this is actually a behind the scenes shot of Gary Oldman during production of Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

  6. SIN

    Paper bag please, or just make sure the lighting is always dim around her.

  7. castallare

    Wait, are they making a sequel to “Cecil B. Demented”?

  8. I didn’t know the Joker had legs that long.

  9. Last time I saw a face all busted up like that, it was Pamela Anderson on this site, and not that long ago, either.

  10. Jester

    Dude, she looks damn good for a 54 year old bird. Is she walking out of the Plastic Surgery office??

  11. jj

    it’s melanie griffith, not kathy griffin.

  12. Shawn

    “Where does he get those wonderful toys?”

  13. Turd Ferguson

    She could resurrect her career with some sort of a starring role in a monster-like flick.
    As the monster.

  14. MrsWrong

    She looks hungry, guess its time for another soul….

  15. Braaaaaaaaaaaainsssss…..

  16. Pat C

    As far as ugly,old chicks go, she’s not bad.

  17. TomFrank

    And another day of Melanie stalking the Dancing With the Stars producers begins…

  18. dontlooknow

    Hey stupid! He knows they’re fake!

  19. Arzach

    Body: OK
    Face: Puaj!

    I bet Antonio Banderas is doing a lot of doggie style lately

  20. More Wildensteiney each day.

  21. Bethaboo

    Wow….Mickey Rourke lost a lot of weight

  22. Anna

    she looks great though for her age. I am sick of all the crap older woman receive from the public. no matter how they look, they would still consider to be shitty looking. whatever… a woman is never going to look younger. she should be aiming at looking good for her age. I hope I look that good when Im in my 50s

    • Any Guy

      i agree, with regards to her body. but that FACE – has nothing to do with ‘aging’, its not wanting to grow old ‘gracefully’ that you end up looking like Joan fucking Rivers. LEAVE THE FACE ALONE ladies, just work on that bod.

    • Trillian

      Totally agree! Why are men allowed to go gray, get chubby, and have wrinkles, but women must be preternaturally preserved in some 22 year old state for the rest of their lives?

      • MrsWrong

        cause if they dont they will find a 22 yo body to replace them. Guys arent as sentimental as girls…get over it

  23. UnholyKrep

    Mickey Rourke’s next role has him in drag, apparently.

  24. Kayne East

    Cue Bette Midler’s “From A Distance”.

  25. cc

    For her age, she looks pretty damn good!

  26. dick swells

    two words… cream pie

  27. Charmless Man

    I bet when she bends her knees they make a click-click noise.

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