“No, seriously, I’m not Jewish!”
P*enis van L*esbian
Awesome Family Guy reference
Yeah, except Mary Tyler Moore told the “Penis Van Lesbian” joke on Letterman back in 1990, and the nickname purportedly goes back 50 years as a backstage gag on The Dick Van Dyke Show.
Not everything was invented by Family Guy. Stuff happened before you were born, you know.
I love you.
For being 200 years old, he looks pretty good. But then vertical would look good at his age.
Is and always was a funny guy.
“Stay thirsty my friends”
Class act all the way. Side note – His name is a great entry for Charades.
Would rather see him high kick than Kirstie Alley. He’s a better showman fo sho.
Aw hell, I like him.
Dick is the cat’s ass. He rocks.
the guy is a classic. great entertainer.
Apparently it’s true what they say – your nose and ears never stop growing
Gotta love DvD. But there’s no way his nose isn’t a tumor.
He looks far better at 85 than Peter O’Toole does at 78
He looks better than Kathy Griffin at 50.
Kudos Sir – - a good life lived
For once, I will refrain from being snarly about a celeb. I totally agree with your assessment.
Nice guy- and remember, he probably knocked out Mary Tyler Moore AND Julie Andrews back when they were young fresh and hot.
On second thought, hate this bastid with all my being.
I would have bet a full on tongue kiss with Paris Hilton he was dead, whew glad I didnt make that bet.
And in the end, even Gandalf fell victim to the metrosexual craze.
Dick Van Dyke is a bad mother fucker
My first real boner was watching his show. Thankfully it was Laura Petrie in pedal-pushers that did it for me and not that show kick . . .
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Dick Van Dyke signs copies of his book 'My Lucky Life In and Out of Show Business' in New York City. (May 4, 2011)