1. sexyman48

    Ethan Hawke in the Ian Mckellan story.

  2. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    Looks like Denis Quaid got some of that TRON technology.

  3. baron of all media

    Ethan Hawke, playing Ethan Hawke in “The Look Ethan Hawke Gives in Every Role He’s Ever Played.”

  4. Mike Walker

    If his attire is any indication, that mug is filled with Jameson’s.

  5. sparkymcgee

    Show me where the gold is!

  6. Jester

    Ethan Hawke on the set of Starsky and Hutch 2 where they get married, bloated and adopt a baby from Malawi.

  7. Beatnik

    Refueling so he can get that wascally wabbit.

  8. He caught a case of moobs from being exposed to Uma’s powerful boob-radiation back then.

  9. Turd Ferguson

    Uh oh – someone just kissed the Blarney Stone.

  10. Shawn

    IIIIIIIII just wanna flyyyy… put your arms around me baby

  11. The Howitzer

    Ethan Hawke on the set of the new thriller “Man Tits and Bear gut”!

  12. KNOBGOBBLER3

    Is May not summertime in the Northern Hemisphere?

  13. Dude, stop looking so worried. No one wants your goddamned Lucky Charms.

  14. renzomatic

    Is that George Costanza’s dad? Festivus for the rest of us!

  15. This man is a Gen X treasure. Actor, author, Winona Ryder co-starrer, Uma-porker. The list is endless.

  16. Chris

    I didn’t know it was winter already in NYC.

  17. Mizuno

    He looks like absolute shit. Weird how Pitt and Cruise have managed to keep themselves together, yet Ethan’s face has melted. Maybe he smokes a lot.

  18. UnholyKrep

    Ethan Hawke is:

    Paddy McHangover.

  19. Guy Smiley

    ewww, man boobs

  20. bethy

    It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood…where’s mr. mcpheeley?

  21. It had to be said

    Why is it that anytime celebrities walk around New York they look like the got dressed by walking blind-folded through a Goodwill store?

  22. cc

    Does that mug say Uma on it. Thats wierd.

    BTW, collectively, as a society, we have to stop the douchecap craze now before its too late.

  23. Charmless Man

    It’s 6am. McSorley’s Ale House just closed. It’s prime Hawke sighting time.

  24. chupacabra

    Nannies won’t do that anymore. He has to pay regular ole street hookers.

  25. Chuck Bass

    Oh Captain My Captain. I guess it’s true – Reality Bites.

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