1. I know

    He looks like a walking wart.

  2. Deacon Jones

    I like the whistle.

  3. sooooooosuperficial

    Did he just hug Stephanie Seymour?

  4. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    Man, they didn’t get ANYthing right in the Conan remake, did they?

  5. Richard McBeef

    Hopefully Katie Perry’s vagina is mounted sideways too, otherwise they might have to get creative.

  6. pee

    so this is how jesus walked on water

  7. Method Roughing

    That’s the model look of the seal team that went after Bin Laden during GWBs tenure…

  8. SIN

    He is trying to find a dolphin to fuck.

  9. Do_Freebird

    At least he won’t drown when he OD’s in the water.

  10. Tits MacGinty

    Is that a pickle in your pants, or are you……..wait, yeah, it’s just a pickle

  11. ollie tamland

    In related news, beaches along the entire eastern seaboard will be closed for the next week due a large encroaching pathogenic grease plume. Except New Jersey, where water quality is expected to improve.

  12. You know what would make this even cooler? If he is surfing a dolphin.

  13. Choochoo

    Dude, it was your WIFE we wanted to see dress up like she’s on Baywatch.


    you’re addicted to fame when paparazzi gives you a hard-on

  15. Notsofast

    “Walking on the beaches lookin’ at the peaches.”

  16. renzomatic

    My tongue, my head, and my c*ck.
    We are all leftists.

  17. vlad

    Now we know who was on Zachary Quinto’s t-shirt from yesterday’s CIM!

  18. Tip Your Veal

    Not a single Point Break reference? Why do you hurt me, Internet?

  19. keijo

    I don’t even wanna know

  20. DiddyK

    “Do I make you Hohrny?”… “Do I?”

  21. UnholyKrep

    Uh, Russell?
    The rapist isn’t the one supposed to be carrying the rape whistle.

  22. It had to be said

    I figured he had a boner, but then I thought a little more about who this is and now realize he has a dildo in his pocket.

  23. cc

    Nothing works out like I planned. I specifically said:

    no life jacket, no flutterboard, no waterwings

    I also said something about chumming the water and and they didnt get that right either.

  24. MisterSuccint

    In case of a water landing your wife’s breasts may be used as a flotation device.

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