He looks like a walking wart.
I like the whistle.
Did he just hug Stephanie Seymour?
I’m not even gonna try and top that
Man, they didn’t get ANYthing right in the Conan remake, did they?
Hopefully Katie Perry’s vagina is mounted sideways too, otherwise they might have to get creative.
so this is how jesus walked on water
That’s the model look of the seal team that went after Bin Laden during GWBs tenure…
He is trying to find a dolphin to fuck.
At least he won’t drown when he OD’s in the water.
Is that a pickle in your pants, or are you……..wait, yeah, it’s just a pickle
In related news, beaches along the entire eastern seaboard will be closed for the next week due a large encroaching pathogenic grease plume. Except New Jersey, where water quality is expected to improve.
You know what would make this even cooler? If he is surfing a dolphin.
Dude, it was your WIFE we wanted to see dress up like she’s on Baywatch.
you’re addicted to fame when paparazzi gives you a hard-on
“Walking on the beaches lookin’ at the peaches.”
My tongue, my head, and my c*ck.
We are all leftists.
Now we know who was on Zachary Quinto’s t-shirt from yesterday’s CIM!
Not a single Point Break reference? Why do you hurt me, Internet?
I don’t even wanna know
“Do I make you Hohrny?”… “Do I?”
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