1. reformed_druid

    The sad thing is, his face always looks like this.

  2. Deacon Jones

    “FucKIN GERRRRBILS!!!”

  3. Miss Pants

    Manilow is caught off guard when his 8pm poop shows up to party at 7:45.

  4. Florence Henderson is looking pretty good still.

  5. CptCreep

    If you stare long enough, you see his lizard tounge come out..

  6. Turd Ferguson

    Nope, no work done to that face. None.
    90 yr old men are supposed to walk around with the Home Alone face tattooed to their grill like that..

  7. hbw

    Looks like someone else has been mixing Olestra with Activia.

  8. Tonight we’ve secretly replaced Mr. Manilow with a standard ventriloquists dummy.

  9. TomFrank

    Music and passion were always the fashion…but that blazer never was.

  10. Codot

    For one horrible moment, I thought this was Liza Minnelli without make-up.

  11. Jeremy Feist

    Who is the child molester and why is he wearing my grandmother’s sofa cover?

  12. Undercover

    They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!

  13. rovent

    He looks like something from the set of The Dark Crystal!

  14. KNOBGOBBLER3

    I loves me sum Clay Aiken!

  15. Cock Dr

    He’s pulled really really tight.
    He may not be able to blink or close his mouth.

  16. Sarah

    That’s a menopause haircut if I’ve ever seen one

  17. renzomatic

    Is that a penis!?!?

  18. Colin

    Is Reba coming back!? I loved that show!

  19. vlad

    oil can….oil can

  20. vlad

    ♪♫ You know I just shit in my pants…just shit in my pants….♫♪

  21. With that natty purple jacket and that golden throat of his, he’s going to be getting some serious groupie cock. I’ll bet if you walked in on him in his dressing room after the show, he would look like that guy from the Guinness Book of World Records, who smoked all those cigarettes at once.

  22. Reading is Sexy

    Geez, from the thumbnail, I thought it was a picture of The Hulk.

    You folks better not make him angry. You wouldn’t like it when he’s angry.

  23. Satan's bitch

    My hiccups are gone.

  24. I see Douchebaggery

    You know I can’t but smile with my latest surgery,
    I can’t laugh and I can’t sing
    I now f**king useless AT EVERYTHING

  25. UnholyKrep

    The entire list of comments above…. +150. Dang, y’all are killin’ me here.

  26. DonDopey

    He’s about to perform the Aristocrats. Not the joke, the act.

  27. Ismoss

    Uh, Liberace did have kid.

  28. I have to admit, Madame Tussauds does some amazing work.

  29. bethy

    I didn’t know grandma could sing.

  30. cc

    He is a ventriloquists dummy, you know that right.

  31. Steelerchick

    NO HE’S NOT GAY!!!! :p

  32. Charmless Man

    Well the taxidermist doesn’t have much work to do.

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