1. I know

    Ewww! Get that vagina out of my face, it smells funny.

  2. Deacon Jones

    “I know I have an earring and scarf on, but I’m not touching your dick”

  3. Now, place your hands on the cheeks like this, really get your nose in that bunghole and take a good whiff. Build trust in your dog by greeting your friends the same way it does.

  4. baron of all media

    This guy looks like whatever he’s smelling. Circular reference!! *zingaling!!!*

  5. SIN

    I’m sorry Officer, It was my mistake for coming to Arizona.

  6. I’m not believing there’s really a TV show called El Homo Guido.

  7. El Hormiguero – The show where they surprise closeted homosexuals with VAGINA

  8. “I don’t know if I’ve ever handled a puppy like THAT one before!”

  9. Turd Ferguson

    Totally NOT gay, and dressed to prove it.

  10. Shawn

    Even someone as powerfully gay as this guy obviously is, stands no chance against the cha-cha’s they parade out for this show. Even the mighty Cesar can do no more than the awkward staring double handful squeeze maneuver of a 14 year old boy… and just like that, she is the alpha.

  11. Cesar, if the little boy that you were, the boy that grew up on the streets of Mexico City, if he could see you now, he would cut you. He would cut you bad.

  12. Now, the bitch’s teats should be right about here …

  13. tlmck

    Get that dog away from me. I only pretend I like them when they pay me.

  14. American Meatgoat

    That’s the same reaction I had to seeing Kathy Griffin.

  15. Gavagai

    Catcher. Si. I am catcher.

  16. vlad

    Oh, my bad, I thought people had anal glands that needed expressing, too!

  17. DiddyK

    The Boob Whisperer.

    • Squishy

      A reporter that recently interviewed him seemed to put it correctly when she said “someone should put a muzzle on HIM”

  18. sasha

    I love this man! Great looking, great personality. Works for a living. Oops. Sorry if I offended anyone.

  19. cc

    Oh my goodness its getting so large!

  20. Charmless Man

    She tried to stick her tetas in my face and I was all like, “Ewwwww!”

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