That woman is like the ugliest person on earth, it must not be easy to look like a hippopotamus.

Courtney Love?

That’s not a camel toe, that’s the whole damn camel.

No sweetie, the cardboard box goes over your head.

Looks like Zsa Zsa is doing better

Last laugh: David Silver. And it ain’t close.

That crown makes her look like a Greek Nature Goddess. That is to say, she looks three thousand years old.

Apparently there are pictures making the circuit of pregnant Tori wearing a bikini. Thank-you for not posting those.

Some poor guy married her just for the money.

And, at some point , he realized its not worth it. He’s trapped now.

I’d make some cruel comment about her face, or her “worst boob job ever” award, or the fact that without daddy’s money she’d be pouring coffee at Starbucks, and not the good one at the mall, the crappy one at the truck stop…but there’s nothing I could say that would be more meanspirited than the reality of simply posting photos of her online.

Shit. I would say ‘lipstick on a pig’ but that would imply some improvement.

Noooooooooo i can has back to melaniegriff plz!!!!!!!!!!

Thank God it rubbed the lotion on itself.

YUCKERS!

Miss Piggy Lives !

Just out of frame: Angry villagers with pitchforks.

I see her nipples are still trying to connect.

You have to admit that incorporating a beer holder into your boob job was kind of a genius move, in theory.

I guess it’s not true that all women get that pregnant “glow”.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

I don’t know… it doesn’t really look like Jonah Hill lost all that much weight.

Is she pregnant AGAIN?

apparently money doesn’t buy you happiness. or good looks.

Oompah loompah, off the clock.

She was supposed to drink from the wooden cup. THE WOODEN CUP.

ach stand back ten feet, her fingers are about to explode…..

You know they say sometimes people begin to look like their pets . . . totes.

She doesn’t still have a show does she? Because that is just so damned disturbing. I mean, it’s not just that she looks ruff, it’s that she makes these bizarre, terrible decisions. Just terrible.

Is this a screen-capture from Real Housewives of Star Wars? I hear Jar-Jar’s mom is a real bitch.

Didn’t know she was pregnant. She’s surely gonna have one beautiful tadpol- baby. I meant baby.

I have to say, there is a certain synchronicity between her face and her body. And probably her soul too.