“I got my backstage pass right here.”
In the photo, I think he’s flipping someone off.
The Hoff broke and homeless, dons his Baywatch wardrobe to scalps tickets outside for cheesburgers.
Hoff, dude. Please just drink yourself to death already would ya.
You leapfrogged Lohan on my Dead Pool years ago and I need to cash in.
How the hell is he still allowed around kids?
Michael, you’re scaring the children…Michael!
“Can you believe it? No one even recognized me!”
He appears to be the only one having a good time. What a shit grand opening? Was the fat girl from Facts of Life not available?
Honestly! Stuck in perpetual “Baywatch” mode…”but they worship me in Japan!”…remember me folks!!
Does he appeal to anyone? How does he continue to get jobs?
-“Look! when I was young I also had a weird shape and looked odd”-
This is a picture of me flipping the bird at all of you!
Who’s got more mileage on their reproductive organ, him or Pamela Anderson? My vote is with the Hoff. The man’s a stud.
He carries these round so when he’s outta cash and in need of a drink, he writes IOUs to bartenders on them.
everyone around him is wrinkling their noses at the horrible vodka and cigar stench coming off of him….
How the mighty have fallen- this is the guy that sang at the Fall of The Berlin Wall in an electric suit. And I didn’t make that up.
“Sir, if you want to ride Baywatch Experience, you’ll either have to produce a real Fastpass, or wait in line like everyone else. Who do you think you are, Pamela Anderson?”
But they’re FREE!
And you know, he still looks better than Pam Anderson these days . . .
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