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  1. Josephus

    The awkward moment when Maria Menounos decides to fire her agent.

  2. Paris, take a good look at the person in front of you… This is your future, only with more herpes….

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Someone is very happy they set a Guiness World Record for Most Uselessness on One Set.

  4. Pack of fuckin retards.

  5. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    The Belles! The Belles!

  6. Crissy

    Besides Maria, I have a hard time telling who’s who!

  7. 4 x 80 = a combined IQ of 320.

  8. kimmykimkim

    Jesus, Paris, you look fucking terrible. Do some damn push-ups.

  9. Frank Burns

    The one on the right has got to be a man in drag.

  10. CK

    Say what we will about Paris, she does know when to keep her mouth closed.

  11. Bonky

    Is there ever a moment when Paris Hilton doesn’t have a cell phone up to her ear ?

  12. cc

    So all the drones are busy in Afghanistan I guess.

  13. NO! Don’t bring her back! It’s been so good the past few years without her around. Don’t start giving her publicity again.

  14. Schweddy Snatch

    Wasn’t the one on the right in “White Chicks?”

  15. El Jefe

    The exact moment that Paris realized her career is officially over when she has to do appearances with aunt Kim,

  16. I think everyone’s ignoring the dumbest people here – namely, all of those people there looking up at this spectacle. Especially when you consider that it looks like all dudes.

  17. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    you know you are old when you remember Kim Richards as a hot woman.

  18. EricLr

    Put all four of those brains together and you might get Forrest Gump.

  19. fattymcgee

    “Paris, you don’t understand! If you interact with your future self in the year 2031, the consequences could be disastrous! The encounter could create a time paradox, the results of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe!”
    “Whatever…”

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