The Crap I Missed - Thursday 5.3.12

Ali Lohan in New York City. (May 3, 2012)

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  1. Topher

    Looked like Anne Hathaway’s younger sister for a second.. Although to be fair, Ali probably wishes Anne WAS her older sister..

    May 3, 2012 at 4:43 pm /  Reply /161
  2. dontkillthemessenger

    How is it that a woman we joked hadn’t eaten in months has a bigger ass than Pippa?

    May 3, 2012 at 4:47 pm /  Reply /190
  3. sparkymcgee

    Let’s see if you can make yourself look as shitty as possible.

    DONE!

    May 3, 2012 at 4:51 pm /  Reply /122
  4. Mister Nick

    There’s serious Mom Ass going on

    May 3, 2012 at 4:53 pm /  Reply /131
  5. Doctor Botanus

    And we all complained about the Kim Kardashian shots on here…

    May 3, 2012 at 4:58 pm /  Reply /10
  6. Eric

    The last person alive who buys jeans at Sears.

    May 3, 2012 at 5:07 pm /  Reply /150
  7. Crissy

    Ewwwwww! Why?

    May 3, 2012 at 5:07 pm /  Reply /11
  8. kimmykimkim

    Welcome to 1992.

    May 3, 2012 at 5:09 pm /  Reply /100
  9. Dirk Diggler

    LOL She dresses like my 51 year old mother

    May 3, 2012 at 5:09 pm /  Reply /31
  10. Dick Hell

    Jeans? She must be like an ant… she can carry ten times her own weight.

    May 3, 2012 at 5:49 pm /  Reply /31
  11. Bonky

    You want to know just how skinny this chick is ? She’s wearing the Kim Kardashian Butt Pads and still that’s all she’s got.

    May 3, 2012 at 6:26 pm /  Reply /71
  12. Mitch

    SHE LOOKS LIKE A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN WHO JUST GAVE BIRTH TO OCTUPLETS.

    May 3, 2012 at 6:44 pm /  Reply /11
  13. ureye

    I don’t like to make fun of this girl because I feel like she’s the only one who’s got real problems in that family.

    May 3, 2012 at 6:53 pm /  Reply /140
  14. cc

    Taken in a Costco parking lot as she tries to figure out which Grand Caravan is hers.

    May 3, 2012 at 7:18 pm /  Reply /80
  15. Don Zaloog

    Looks like Skeletor finally gave up on defeating He-Man.

    May 3, 2012 at 8:35 pm /  Reply /00
  16. Georgio

    She already looks 35.

    May 3, 2012 at 8:43 pm /  Reply /40
  17. Jacqueline Hyde

    Mom?

    May 3, 2012 at 9:52 pm /  Reply /30
  18. bigalkie

    16 with a fifty year olds ass

    May 3, 2012 at 10:32 pm /  Reply /11
  19. El Jefe

    Katie Holmes just got home and pissed the fuck off that all her jeans are missing.

    May 3, 2012 at 10:53 pm /  Reply /51
  20. stinky mcpoop

    That’s one big-assed Beatle. Wait, what?

    May 4, 2012 at 12:10 am /  Reply /00
  21. kikicohen

    Wait a minute- what were all these recent web sites stating that Ali Lohan was wasting away??? She looks like a 40 yr old in Not Your Daughters Jeans, circa 1990.

    May 4, 2012 at 12:31 am /  Reply /20
  22. horny

    I’m a bisexual man, and I’d totally stick my face between those bum cheeks while moving the tip of my tongue in circular movements so I don’t miss any spot of the brown hole.

    I don’t even care if that’s a boy or a girl. I like that butt!

    May 4, 2012 at 10:37 am /  Reply /06
  23. EricLr

    Is that her eyebrow, or did a long snake die on her face?

    May 4, 2012 at 10:52 am /  Reply /00
  24. Dr. Girlfriend

    How does she sit down without sliding off the chair?

    May 4, 2012 at 4:03 pm /  Reply /10
  25. Taylor

    No way in hell that is actually her.

    May 6, 2012 at 3:28 am /  Reply /00

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