superficial

  1. His color pallet: Black and Blue!!
    (I’m here all week, folks)

  2. I hate this entire fucking planet almost entirely due to this picture.

  3. Great idea giving him a toy line. I can’t think of anybody more deserving of being marketed to children. Let me guess… is the first product, “My Little Rape Kit”?

  4. On Looker

    Tampon full?

  5. Chris Brown Shit On A Plate – $50.00

  6. CK

    Those shoes are almost as gay as him. And those are some pretty gay shoes.

  7. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    OK, *this* is the “Scream” they paid the 120 million for… because they got to kick him in the balls.

  8. cc

    Sometimes ‘avant-garde’ really does just mean ‘shit’.

  9. Schweddy Snatch

    Seen here: Chris’ reaction upon seeing a vagina for the first time.

  10. bigalkie

    What a pre packaged Disneyesque sell out

  11. El Jefe

    This guy is clearly a douche and even he can tell Chris Brown is an ultra mega douchebag.

  12. I thought he was reacting to seeing Rhianna’s new phone.

  13. fuckityfuck

    old dude looks like a white Antoine Dodsen, i hope he hid his kids and wife from Chris

  14. Dali

    Sometimes I really wish that Chris Brown would just die already.

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