1. it had to be said

    “So, if it’s a white penis I just use these two fingers . . .”

  2. Never thought I’d see a girl signal “Anal or GTFO” but OK…

  3. AAPL made me rich!

    “This much talent.. “

  4. Kind of an ironic phone for a victim of domestic violence.

  5. Booger flick in 3…2…1

  6. “So it was this big and went in my mouffs like dis.”

  7. Oscar

    Ronaldinho?

  8. cc

    She’s painfully ghetto (and that statement has nothing to do with race).

  9. She looks better natural and not covered with crazy makeup and a weird hair colour.

  10. Is she trying to rock Skrillex hair or is this chick just bald?

  11. Crissy

    Damn! Bitch! u ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. fuckface

    “… and for my next impression…here is what Michael Jackson looks like when he is jacking off a little boy! Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip the waitresses.”

  13. El Jefe

    She is looking a little rough here, I am not impressed.

  14. Little Tongue

    ‘Chris is, actually, pretty tiny, down there. He bought one of those pumps that promise to make it bigger, but it didn’t work. It is still just about this big around. Real tiny. Seriously.’

  15. “It’s a duck call. I put my hand up to my lips and go, “Heeere, duck!”

  16. tito

    The brass knuckle coffee mug – when your coffee needs to punch like your boyfriend used to.

  17. skunk

    the next “most beautiful person in the world” according to People magazine

  18. Bitch needs to GO AWAY.

  19. Donk

    Trying to remember where I’ve seen her before….

    oh yeah.

    http://images.wikia.com/darkcrystal/images/1/1d/Aughra.jpg

  20. a_sourgirl

    Her weave looks gross.

  21. fattymcgee

    “So Chris’ probation officer explained to him why he doesn’t want to go to jail with this analogy; This is the size of your asshole before you go to prison…”

  22. lori

    She is scary ghetto and so is Chris Brown. Trashing up the music scene. Can it get any lower? Oh yeah. Nikki Minaj.

  23. bigalkie

    Yeah.. Chris is hung like a squirrel.

  24. Christina

    Are you kidding me? She’s wearing a shirt that says ‘control minds’ in a upside down cross ….and thats the hand symbol for 666.

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