“So, if it’s a white penis I just use these two fingers . . .”
Had to be said, wasn’t funny
now I tell you and MFing roach we did last night was this f*$!ng big and I got pretty wasted…. I almost went and tattooed all my fingers ya know
Never thought I’d see a girl signal “Anal or GTFO” but OK…
“This much talent.. “
Kind of an ironic phone for a victim of domestic violence.
moronic > ironic
Booger flick in 3…2…1
“So it was this big and went in my mouffs like dis.”
She’s painfully ghetto (and that statement has nothing to do with race).
Mine does: Where’s the banana, monkey face?
She looks better natural and not covered with crazy makeup and a weird hair colour.
Is she trying to rock Skrillex hair or is this chick just bald?
Damn! Bitch! u ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“… and for my next impression…here is what Michael Jackson looks like when he is jacking off a little boy! Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip the waitresses.”
And you’ll want to be doing whatever it takes to hang on to that day job.
She is looking a little rough here, I am not impressed.
‘Chris is, actually, pretty tiny, down there. He bought one of those pumps that promise to make it bigger, but it didn’t work. It is still just about this big around. Real tiny. Seriously.’
“It’s a duck call. I put my hand up to my lips and go, “Heeere, duck!”
The brass knuckle coffee mug – when your coffee needs to punch like your boyfriend used to.
the next “most beautiful person in the world” according to People magazine
Bitch needs to GO AWAY.
Trying to remember where I’ve seen her before….
Her weave looks gross.
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