1. Calypso

    Is that a helmet or his actual hair?

  2. Deacon Jones

    Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?

  3. Dave Mustaine

    Seagal was and still is a champ!

  4. Steven Seagal is clearly Above the Law…of fashion.

  5. Turd Ferguson

    The only person left alive that think he looks cool and intimidating.

  6. Bucky Barnes

    Fat, horny and strung-out, what’s not to like?

  7. Why is it we never see Steven Segal and Andrew Dice Clay in the same photo?! Hmmmm

  8. SIN

    He he is aon the site of his new movie: Steven Seaal is : Irrelevant.

  9. It had to be said

    That girl behind is all, “I don’t know who he is either, but I think I’M in the pictures too!”

  10. Not a Dr.

    Is that widow’s peak for real? That is severe.

  11. Jill Ess

    I’m pretty sure he paints on that hair line.

  12. E

    Eddie Munster did not age well.

  13. baron of all media

    Fingerbanging pre-teens must be harder work than it sounds.

  14. Eddie Munster has not aged well.

  15. Ksurfiws

    Cha – Cha – Cha – Chia!

  16. monster

    did he end up there after he lost track of space and time again?

  17. Mizuno

    Fresh off taking credit for Machida’s win at UFC 129. Douchenozzle.

    • Watch his post-fight interview, apparently he’s pretty bothered by people saying these things. He talks about how he never once claimed to have invented those kicks as people keep saying, but rather that they (all) worked extensively to modify pre-existing forms of it and so on. He also says that Anderson and Lyoto are like sons to him. It’s actually a pretty cool interview.

      • Mizuno

        Ah, well that’s not so bad then. If he’s genuinely interested in the team, and not for publicity reasons, that’s pretty cool.

  18. I guess the direct-to-video market doesn’t pay very well… he’s been wearing the same damn outfit for 20 years. Maybe it’s the alimony and child support for his 4 ex-wives and like 12 kids.

  19. Who’d have thunk that there’s actually a male actor out there that can make Mickey O’Rourke look good.

  20. This guy is a joke, and it doesn’t feel so hot to know “a joke” can thoroughly kick my ass.

  21. Dick Douche, Private Eye

    He’s squinting like he’s fucking Jan-Michael Vincent or something.

  22. tlmck

    How many straight to video movies can I still make this year? Of course, I will play a cook on a ship in all of them.

  23. vlad

    There’s absolutely no way that a hairline that precise is in any way, shape or form, real. I think it is just a distraction from the helium inflated jacket


    leather wearing leather

  25. cc

    GI Joe’s hair is more realistic.

  26. brennan haley

    The newest sensation in ball deodorant is Douche Bag, now available in a special collector’s black leather case.

  27. Deryn

    As you can see, I have created a lemon ball so sour it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field. The candy, known as 77X42 … bwei … where the hell is the candy?

  28. They say that Toronto is such a nice safe city, but this picture clearly shows a girl stealing his iPhone while her friend laughs.

  29. Charmless Man

    Steven has spotted a Twinkie!

  30. gogogo

    if axe body spray was a person it would look like this.

  31. Someone’s finding his career a little hard to swallow.

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