1. Deacon Jones

    “Man……this whole “heart pumping blood” thing is so tiring……”

  2. I’m 99% certain that’s Michael Moore doing a really bad Phillip Seymore Hoffman impression.

  3. Turd Ferguson

    He’s gonna rue the day he came up against The Extreme, baby.
    I’m talkin’ imminent rueage.

  4. tkb

    “Dear God, please give me the strength to stop eating ho ho’s and ding dongs like they’re going out of style. And a movie role, if it’s not too much to ask. Amen.”

  5. “Tuppins for the birds?”

  6. Woof

    What sick person stole his cardboard sign and cup? Someone go get him another one from 7-11… man’s gotta earn a livin’

  7. bluephoenixradio

    No… man, he’s on the set, doing a great job acting. Really.

  8. Dutch

    In America even the pedophiles are lazy.

  9. baron of all media

    There’s no way Dirk Diggler would fuck that.

  10. Stars-They’re just like Homeless Bums! They could be sleeping in their extra-king size bed with 10,000 thread count Egyptian sheets. But they’re not. They’re passed out in public like a drunk who just downed a bottle of Scope they just stole with their mouth open begging for pigeons to shit in it.

  11. Philip’s gonna show you his “O” face.

  12. Pirate Hunter

    “Oh God…I so hope they cast me as bin Laden in the upcoming made for TV movie about his death…”

  13. cc

    Coming soon to theatres near you ‘The Weebil Vagrant’.

  14. Arzach

    If someone passes by is going to throw him a coin

  15. KNOBGOBBLER3

    I’d hit that.

  16. Lita

    Where’s his sign asking for donations?

  17. “Dude, I sharted.”

    “Uh, Yeah, I know.”

  18. Chanting nUSA! USA! all night after the news about Osama’s death took it’s toll on the not so young amongst us.

  19. KNOBGOBBLER3

    Poor Phil.Thrown out of another all-u-can-eat buffet.

  20. I dream of being evil. EVIL!

  21. “I can’t believe i have a chance with Rose McGowan”

  22. justuhbill

    Elton John fell off the wagon again?

  23. The Olsen Twins have started a mens line of clothing?

  24. Hard to believe this guy is only 44. Looks more like 64.

  25. Jess

    Practicing for his next role as Pedobear.

  26. Charmless Man

    It’s… It’s like I’m looking into a mirror!

  27. cc

    His campaign to become a department store Santa starts now. I’m assuming he already has the bad breath.

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