Strike a pose
She has an asscrack over her vagina. I’d make an odor joke, but nothing would be as funny as the fact that she’s at the Loogie awards.
When asscrack can be seen from the front we’re talking some serious camel-toe…
you poor thing! i hope you someday learn where the vagina actually is…
WTF is going on here?
Ummmm I dont want to be the one to tell you this, but the asscrack is about 6-8″ south of her vagina… Time to hit the anatomy books, kids.
Katy finally found a way to get Russel Brand to put it in the right hole.
How about we get a peek at the back of the dress?
The chick on the dress is from a photo by Man-Ray. I’ll bet you a gazillion dollars Katy has never heard of him.
What the hell’s going on with her pinky?
Do you ever have that not-so-fresh-feeling when another woman’s head is between your breasts? Ugh, I HATE that.
She is clearly trying to use that outfit to hide the fact she had Russel’s penis transplanted to where her pinky used to be. Not to mention she’s hiding his balls in her mouth.
Do these sleeves make my lips look fat?
So on our wedding night, he asked me to lick it, but I can only stick out my tongue this far!
I don’t care what she’s wearing, if it’s not a low-necked-something it is a crime against humanity.
P-U !!!!! Guess who’s Lactose intolerent.
That’s the fanciest t-shirt I’ve ever seen.
“Just because you can’t see my cans it doesn’t mean I’m not interesting…Right?…Right?…Whatever…”
Semen gives me gas!
From the look on her face, I’d say she’s dropping a Logie.
DAMN! I’ve always wanted to get the f holes of a violin tattooed on my back. Oh well, I’ll still do it. F Katy Perry.
If I didn’t know better I would swear she’s taking a dive in this fight.
Katy Perry doing a Gaviscon commercial? Huh.
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