…at Frumps, of Rodeo Drive.

Bringing Middle Eastern fashion into the 21st century.

She’s Frumptastic!

Does this friend make my butt look smaller?

“Funny, it doesn’t say anything about an eclipse on my weather app.”
“Then why is it so dark whenever I go outside?”

Okay, which one is supposed to be the fat, ugly friend?

She’s employing the ole ‘pick a friend fatter than you’ ploy, but it aint working.

Finally, victim of a GOOD camera angle…”partially obscured”.

I love to see a woman so beautiful and confident in her own body that she’s not ashamed to hide it under ankle length yards of billowy fabric.

wait…did that make sense?

The dress may be frumptastic but underneath it’s all Victoria Secret cause JLH loves sexy undies. Can’t you just imagine that ass in a thong?

Gotta hide the cellulite. She is still decent from the waist up.

Keds? Seriously?

Caftantastic!

Looks like she shopped with Blossom the day before.

Hm, what? Sorry, I was just watching clips from when I was still relevant.

Sister Wives?

Nice burka Jenny!

when they outgrow those dresses they will be donated to make an AIDS quilt.

unfashionable bags carrying overpriced bags.