1. Deacon Jones

    “Cobra Assault Cannon, state of the art, bang bang!”

  2. From the looks of that luggage, Kurtwood is nailing some tasty ass…and she’s 87 years old.

  3. It’s no wonder he got his ass beat by Robocop, look at the man.

  4. The Winchester

    Bitches leave

  5. Woof

    John Voight looks great in hats.

  6. Bob Morton

    /End Thread

  7. Dutch

    Best. Villain. Ever.

  8. julietin


  9. The man’s name is second in awesomeness only to Randolph Mantooth.

  10. Arzach

    What are you looking at? Dumbass!

  11. I wonder if he still works for Dick Jones?

  12. cc

    Have to give the guy credit…he managed to play Clarene Boddicker and Red Forman equally well. Not easy to do. See? I said something nice.

  13. TomFrank

    Granted, he looks the part, but I just don’t see Kurtwood Smith doing a convincing Truman Capote.

  14. Steelerchick

    Larry King?????

  15. castallare

    Because of his character on That 70′s Show, there’s now a fetish for receiving a “Red Foreman”, involving the obvious “my foot in yer ass.” (bah-dump-CHING!)

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