Jessica Simpson leaving Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. (April 30, 2011)
Now that’s a doggy bag of appropriate size for her.
Her Spanx are peeling off…
They are forcibly ejecting her…
Remember when this NEVER would have been missed and you would have clicked in the NSFW star to see this? This is your life, Jess.
Jesssica Simpson suddenly realizing she’s Jessica Simpson.
Grill Chef: He’s not done yet!
Roman: It might take him a moment for that last bite to go down, but it will go down!
Grill Chef: That ain’t the last bite!
Roman: Well sure it is, there is nothing on that plate but gristle and fat!
[the Chef raises his eyebrows]
Roman: No Problem. If i can get a dessert down him, think you can throw in a couple of Paul Bunyan hat’s for the kids?
She looks like she’s in a food coma.
…and hasn’t woken up for 3 years.
She ate the whole place
A dose of mad cow disease has given her mind clarity.
Clear-a-way! She gots the meat-sweats!
Looks like someone didn’t have to pay for her meal after ordering the “72oz steak, eat it and it’s free” special.
Either that, or she shit herself as she was sitting down.
Well, we now know why Jennifer carries that humongous purse! It is where she hides the other 3 steaks she ordered as takeout. It also hides her “lady parts” when she falls drunkenly into the car. So, the damn thing better be huge!
OMG, is that a twinkie on the ground?
What exactly has she done lately other that let the paparazzi know where she’s going to be?
Still hotter than 99% of the women who post here
And somewhere, Nick Lachey…. laughs.
She still has “fork-hand.”
“Why do I have to leave? They said it was an ALL you can eat buffet!”
I’m sorry. I just can’t comment. It’s low lying fruit. Or rather meat.
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