1. Calypso

    Skynet Series: T-800
    Model: 101-B

  2. I think he shops where Carrot Top shops

  3. It had to be said

    I said, where are the BITCHES at?!?

  4. Audrina called, she wants her tits back.

  5. Cyborg-Dre be dropping beats….

  6. Mizuno

    Does he inject some roids and squirt some on the ground for his dead homies?

  7. Now that he’s done working out, it’s off to design some stupid-expensive headphones for Monster.

  8. “With grooves so funky they come with a Speed Stick…”

  9. If Eazy-E were still alive he would weigh 102 pounds, with a wet Geri-curl.

  10. I’m beginning to think that he might not be a real doctor…

  11. The best part of being a Dr. is he can prescribe his own steroids.

  12. TomFrank

    “The creature is wanted for a murder he didn’t commit. David Banner is believed to be dead, and he must let the world think that he is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.”

  13. Man, Obama sure got jacked.

  14. What Obama sees in the mirror now that he has taken credit for killing Bin Laden.

  15. Steelerchick

    Webster’s looking good.

  16. Charmless Man

    Now where is that motherfucker Shug Knight?

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